Be Careful What You Look For

ever look into the car next to you while you're sittin' in traffic...it kind of freaks people out...looking at them in their "space"..cos, don't you feel kind of invisible in your car (demonstrated by the guy who is up to his elbow in his nose)...on the other hand, you do have to be cautious looking into cars; when I used to have my big yellow Mass Turnpike Authority truck (don't ask), I had a couple of "people" pull up next to me, wanting me to look into their cars! Imagine my surprise when I saw the one eyed trouser snake alert, at attention and saluting me! I mean, I'm all for doing what ya gotta do but I don't necessarily want to watch. As a matter of fact, I think it's illegal in public. Remember this past summer, up in Vermont there was this big tadoo? Seems some young folks in Brattleboro had shed their inhibitions...and their clothes, which I personally don't have any problem with. The issue is not the nudity, it's the sexualization of the nudity....which is pretty much what the sheriff said up in Brattleboro. It's legal to be naked, outside, in Vermont. I wonder if it's legal to drive naked up there....