I got your password right here

so, I went on line this weekend to print my paycheck; I have direct deposit but I still print my check because, god forbid, I like to have a paper copy. well, you know how every so often you're asked to change your password "for security reasons"? I knew the day would eventually come after changing it, yet again, when I would forget what I chose and sure enough, I did. I have absolutely no idea what I picked for my password to get my paycheck. brilliant.

Then today, I get into work and there's this long missive from our IT department detailing new rules for passwords to get into the computer; apparently we'll now be required to change them.... frequently....and.....they are to be complex. are you f'n kidding me. I am so done with passwords. I detest them. soon I will have a thousand page file in my desk at home filled with passwords to each and every thing I need a password for. may I? my atm, my voice mail at home, my voice mail at work, to get into every computer I use, to get my paycheck, my credit card(s), any kind of on line account......AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! How's THIS for a password?
g0 f@(< y8R$=lf! yea, I know, not very complex....