No Parking on the Dance Floor

In my humble opinion, it's obvious special parking spaces need to be allotted for people with disabilities; however, having a baby is not, I repeat, not a disability, it is a privilege and therefore you will park where you can find a spot JUST LIKE I HAD TO WHEN MY KIDS WERE BABIES!!!

What's with the "parking for customers with infants" space at the grocery store? How about "parking for customers just running in for a pint of Ben & Jerry's" or "parking for customers who've eaten too much Ben & Jerry's"; "parking for customers who didn't realize the temperature was gonna drop 20 degrees by the end of the day and wore the wrong coat" or maybe "parking for customers with sore quads from doing too many squats"; I know: "parking for customers who need to use the bathroom NOW"! and what about "parking for customers who end up buying too much and have to load all those grocery bags in the car"; "parking for people too lazy to walk an extra 20 steps to the automatic door"? DEMAND YOUR RIGHTS!!!