My favorite day is Thursday

Today is Friday. I was gonna claim Friday as my favorite day of the week but I've changed my mind; my favorite day is Thursday. Why? Because it's like foreplay; you know what's coming so you can just enjoy it without too much pressure to enjoy it...ya know what I mean? Cuz, if there's one thing that annoys me its pressure. I would never want to be a sales person because I don't believe in pressuring or coercing anyone into anything. If a product is good enough it will speak for itself...and that's what commercials are for...

My favorite commercials are the legal drug commercials that run constantly on television. The list of side effects is worse than what ever the alleged ailment. I often wonder if the alleged ailment could be cleared up with a lifestyle change or perhaps some good old fashioned talk therapy. But that would require work.....and a definite loss of revenue for the legal drug pushers who make billions. There's nothing wrong with making money; I think most of us appreciate our paychecks. I just don't understand how those people can sleep at night knowing they're medicating people who don't need it...then I remember....Lunesta.....